Commentary:
Trying to stay under the Google radar like a stealthy ninja while searching for secret burger recipes 🍔🤫🥷
Funny shoulders quotes
The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.
Commentary:
Running out of catchy names for body wash? Someone needs to toe the line! 🚿😂🦶
The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.
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Even my imaginary friends are requesting a transfer 😂👼😈
If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
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Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! 💪👀😂
I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of striving for balance while literally carrying the weight of the world! 🌍💪 Just your friendly neighborhood Atlas casually trying to avoid getting a backache. Remember, it's all about that core strength and a good chiropractor! 😄"
I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?
Commentary:
"Being around tall people gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'getting a leg up'! 🦵👀 If they ever try to lift you up, just pretend you're part of a trust fall exercise gone wrong! 😂 #ShortPeopleProblems"