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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

May 28, 2026

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

May 27, 2026

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

May 26, 2026

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

May 25, 2026

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

May 24, 2026

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

May 23, 2026

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

May 23, 2026

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

May 23, 2026

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

May 19, 2026

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

May 19, 2026