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Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Going viral on Threads:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Breaking via Snapchat:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Live now on Instagram:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Just shared via TikTok:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Just shared via Reddit:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Spotted on TikTok:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

3 weeks ago

Funny quote about tough times, featuring playful wordplay on eating matcha grass.

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"When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣"

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28 shares on Telegram this month:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

48 shares on Discord this month:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

46 shares on Slack this month:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

83 shares on Discord this month:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

10 shares on Instagram this month:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

94 shares on Discord this month:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

Breaking via Instagram:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Making waves on Facebook:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Spotted on X:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Just shared via Threads:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

Trending via Pinterest:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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