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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷
16 Funny grass quotes
Why touch grass when you can touch ass?
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Priorities, am I right? 😂🍑🌿
Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.
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Guess I should stay on this side before I turn that green grass into a mud bath! 🌱🙈🤣
The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.
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"Forget the grass, just pass me that filter! 🌿😎📸"
Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?
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"Sounds like the grass is ghosting you 🌱💔😂"
I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.
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"Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system 🤷♂️🚀 #StillAwkward"
Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.
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"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.
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"When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣"
I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.
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If only we could live the carefree moose life 🦌🌿 Watch out for those cars, they never see us coming 😉🚗 #MooseGoals
The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.
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"Remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side… it's just fertilized differently! 💩🌱😂"