The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Exactly! Snacks never betray you, except maybe when they run out 🍕🍿😂." Related funny posts 🤝 I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?” I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense. The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore. “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.