The Face ID on my phone wonβt work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist π π±π Related funny posts π€ Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday. I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. January is the Monday of the year. I donβt know who needs to hear this but youβre not dying, itβs just Monday.