The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.