The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter. Posted onMay 6, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Playing the Oscar-worthy role of 'Enthusiastic Employee #1' every day! 🎭😅 Related funny posts 🤝 When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life. Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake. The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier. I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor. Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.