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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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In banana years, I am bread.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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