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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.