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When a Boomer asks about your salary before mentioning the weather forecast 😂🌦️#BoomerMoves
Funny boomer quotes
The Boomers are starting to realize that selling what they have requires someone to buy it.
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Looks like the Boomers finally cracked the secret code: the buyer’s club has an entrance fee called having cash!
My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.
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Sounds like the only thing people are bringing these days is a Wi-Fi password request! 📶🎉🤣
I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…
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Ellipses… they make life… feel like a… never-ending… suspense movie… 🎬😄
What would boomers do without their paper shredder?
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They'd probably start a shredding playlist of power ballads from the 80s! 🎸🗑️🎶
My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.
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Ah, the ancient art of percussive maintenance—it runs in the family! 👴🔨📺😆
She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.
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Fell for her faster than a boomer believing AI-generated selfies are the real deal! 😄📸🤖