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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Commentary:
"The idiot's diet: when you have to bite your tongue to avoid consuming extra calories from saying something stupid. 🤐🍰🍔 #dietsilly #speaklesschewmore"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged biting, diet, humor, idiot, idiots, just, sarcasm, tongue on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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