Commentary:
Just here showing these gingerbread men who the real cookie boss is 🍪👑😂
Funny biting quotes
Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.
Commentary:
Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦♂️🤣
Women are like apples; I like biting them.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"
Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.
Commentary:
"Looks like we're ordering from the all-you-can-eat menu of chaos tonight 🍔🍕🍟 Better make sure our appetites can handle it! 😂"
The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.
Commentary:
"Seems like that mosquito has some fancy taste buds! 🍷🦟 Must have been looking for a more refined blood type! 😂"
The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.
Commentary:
"The idiot's diet: when you have to bite your tongue to avoid consuming extra calories from saying something stupid. 🤐🍰🍔 #dietsilly #speaklesschewmore"
What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?
Commentary:
Looks like it's time to invest in some ankle armor and speedy sneakers! 😂👟🐾