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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.