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Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Spotted on Telegram:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Making waves on YouTube:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Trending via Discord:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Reported on Instagram:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Spotted on Instagram:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Reported on Reddit:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Going viral on Pinterest:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Going viral on TikTok:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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Funny age-related quotes

Funny age-related quotes bring a smile 😄 and a wink 😉 to growing older! Whether you’re celebrating a milestone or just embracing the journey, these witty gems remind us that age is just a number 🎉. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day, they turn the aging process into a hilarious adventure full of laughter and joy 🎂🎈. Ready to chuckle your way through the years?

New funny age-related quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Commentary:
Sounds like prime pajama time! 😴🛌🕘
2 weeks ago
Share →: You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Commentary:
Looks like the ears have taken over as the new hair hotspots! 🧑‍🦲👂✂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Commentary:
"Every wrinkle is just a tally for the 'I've had enough' club! 😂🙄 #GrumpyGoals #AgingWithAttitude"
2 months ago
Share →: At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Commentary:
"When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you're not a boomer! 😆📱🧓"
2 months ago
Share →: The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Commentary:
"Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣"

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Live now on Discord:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Just shared via Slack:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Spotted on Facebook:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Trending via Reddit:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Trending via Reddit:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Just landed via Twitch:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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