My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm convinced Time Travel exists, but only in my optimistic morning routine 🚀⏰😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face. I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”