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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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"When it comes to LinkedIn posts, it seems like some people have mistaken quantity for quality – the longer the post, the deeper it can dive into the realm of BS! ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ’ฌ #LinkedInLogic"



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