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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.