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"When it comes to LinkedIn posts, it seems like some people have mistaken quantity for quality – the longer the post, the deeper it can dive into the realm of BS! 🙈💬 #LinkedInLogic"

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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2 months ago

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

32 shares on X this month:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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Going viral on WeChat:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Going viral on TikTok:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Breaking via YouTube:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

Just shared via X:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Just shared via Pinterest:

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

Spotted on Facebook:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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