Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.