They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away? Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing ππ§πΆββοΈ Related funny posts π€ A garlic a day keeps people away. A garlic a day keeps the doctor away. Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now weβre just out here seasoning ourselves for them? Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.