The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own… Commentary:"Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want. I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?” It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early. I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.
