The older I get, the earlier it gets late. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Time flies when you're having… naps! ๐ด๐๐" Related funny posts ๐ค The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window. It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time. A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution. The year flies by when you’re scrolling.