The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.