Skip to content

Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

  • ★ New
  • 🎲 Random
  • ⚡ Slot
  • 🏝️ Summer

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Commentary:
"Finally embraced my inner unicorn on 'imaginary time,' but I couldn't make the meeting… or did I? 🦄⏰✨"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, convinced, existential, humor, i, joke, late, lateness, philosophy, procrastination, real, reality, sarcasm, sorry, time on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani. The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often. →
Proudly powered by WordPress