funny pastime quotes - Wordgag

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

Apr 1, 2026

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

Apr 1, 2026

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Mar 30, 2026

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Mar 30, 2026

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Mar 29, 2026

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Mar 22, 2026

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Mar 21, 2026