The only joke my mom ever made was me.

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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Well, if life is a comedy, then you must be the star 🌟! Don’t worry, your mom’s joke might just be her way of acknowledging your uniqueness 😜. Remember, you’re one of a kind, just like that one-liner 😄👩‍👧‍👦!

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