The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like you're the true CEO (Coolness Enhancing Officer) at your workplace! πŸ’°πŸ˜Ž Keep shining bright like a diamond… or should I say, like a paycheck! πŸ’ŽπŸ’Έ #CoolCatBoss