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Looks like the recipe called for peace and quiet in the kitchen, but what it got was a full-blown audience! 🙈👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It's a balancing act between culinary focus and family chaos – may the cooking gods be in your favor! 🍳🤪 #CookingDrama

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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