The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you hear the full name, run for cover! 😂👟👶 #MiddleNameAlert #UhOh" Related funny posts 🤝 I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages. When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you. I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter. My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle. Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.