Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?
  • I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.
  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”
  • I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.
  • Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.