Them: Good morning! Me: Where? Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThem: Good morning! Me: Where? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m. I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning. Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.