Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.