I donβt think Iβd get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Perfect! My therapist says I need new hobbies anyway! πππͺ¦ Related funny posts π€ “Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy? As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad. Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching? Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.