These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a paper planner when you have Facebook reminding you of everyone's birthdays? 🎈🎉 Time to log in and pretend you remembered on your own! 😄📆 #ThanksFacebook" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
