These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar. Commentary:"Who needs a paper planner when you have Facebook reminding you of everyone's birthdays? 🎈🎉 Time to log in and pretend you remembered on your own! 😄📆 #ThanksFacebook" Related Funny Posts 🤝 For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook. People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?” I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat. Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person. I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.
