These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar. Posted on6 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThese days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing? Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.
