Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.
  • Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.
  • My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.
  • What was the name of the boat in Titanic?
  • If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.
  • I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.