Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.
  • Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
  • Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
  • Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.
  • The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”
  • That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.