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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between punctuality and perfection! 🕰️⏳ Who has the time to be punctual when you're busy crafting greatness? 😄 Better late with flair than early and bland, am I right? ⏰🤷‍♂️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, best, best things, humor, late, procrastination, say, take, things, time, timing, wit on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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