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They should invent someone who holds me.

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"Someone to hold you? You mean like a personal hugging device? 🤖🤗 Or maybe just a set of extra long arms for those hard-to-reach cuddle moments? 🦾🤗 Just imagine the possibilities! 😉"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged companionship, hold, humor, invent, invention, loneliness, me, should, someone on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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