They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When I get up, my body sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies! ššš Related funny posts š¤ Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and Iām tired of all the gaslighting. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling? Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like. Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.