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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

May 22, 2026

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

May 21, 2026

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

May 19, 2026

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Mar 31, 2026

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Mar 30, 2026