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This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
11 Funny dinosaurs quotes
Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.
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Just what we need, a T-Rex trying to swipe right on our problems 🦖📱😂
They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.
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Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂
No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.
Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.
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"Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies.🦖💼 Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule!🦕⏰ #BusyDinos"
I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.
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"Who needs social skills when you can just eat your problems away? 🦖😂 Just imagine if humans did the same…awkward family reunion? Say no more, just pass the BBQ sauce! 🍖 #Dinolicious"
Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.
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Ah, the prehistoric pedicure method – a true blast from the past! 🦕💅 Who needs nail clippers when you have dinosaurs to keep your toenails in check? Just imagine the cardio workout from all that running! Talk about a unique fitness routine. 😂 #ThrowbackThursday #DinoManicure
I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.
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"Life finds a way… to tempt even the most cautious souls into embracing a dinosaur-sized adventure! 🦖🌴 Just remember, even the wildest thrills come with a few Jurassic-sized risks! 😅 #JurassicParkAntics"
If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
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Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle
My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.
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"Who needs accurate dinosaur knowledge when you've got a built-in corrector at home? 🦖👩🔬 Let the misidentification games begin! 🤭 #DadJokes #ParentingWin"