Things will be fine, eventuallyโin thousands of yearsโfor rocks. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I should start taking life lessons from rocks! โณ๐ #PatienceGoals" Related funny posts ๐ค Taking action is my least favorite thing to take. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. Is it โMy wife and Iโ or โMe and my wifeโ? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store. Through pottery, we domesticated rocks. Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.