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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Commentary:
"Tastes like my gym membership just got revoked 😂🥗➡️🍪"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dieting, fat, food, humor, ID, salad, sarcasm, taste, weight on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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