This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time flies when you're having fun—or when you just blink! 🎅⏰🙃 Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year. I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window. Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm. A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.