Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving! 🙃⏰✨ Related funny posts 🤝 This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise. I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow. Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.