To cut a long story short, I became a film editor. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That’s one way to make sure you’re always in control of the remote! 🎬✂️😄 Related funny posts 🤝 Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working. Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for. To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.