Commentary:
Sounds like someone missed the "grow up" memo! 😆📅 #AdultingFail
23 Funny teasing quotes
Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’
Commentary:
Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂
(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.
Commentary:
Looks like it's BYOMS (Bring Your Own Milkshake) day! 🥤😂
No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.
Commentary:
Plot twist: I got promoted from passive spectator to chief schemer 😂🔍✨
Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?
Commentary:
When you want to be close, but also kind of ominous 🦅🤔
Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.
Commentary:
That's one way to prove love doesn't hurt! 😂❤️🌀
If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.
Commentary:
"Guess it's time for some… 'adulting' 🤣🧹🛏️"
I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.
Commentary:
😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster"
Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?
Commentary:
"Absolutely! I've got a PhD in Friendology and a minor in Awkwardness! 😂🎓👥 #NewKidOnTheBlock"
If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.
Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸♂️😆✨"