Funny playful teasing quotes

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Commentary:
Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Commentary:
Looks like it's BYOMS (Bring Your Own Milkshake) day! 🥤😂

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Commentary:
"Looks like my ice cream skills are just too COOL for you to handle! 🍦😎 Sorry for the brain freeze! 😂"