Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew the day planner could be so delicious? 🍔😄 Related funny posts 😂 If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger. Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship. Listen to the birds, not the news. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.