12 funny cheeseburger quotes - Wordgag

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

May 24, 2026

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

May 23, 2026

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

May 21, 2026

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

May 20, 2026

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

May 19, 2026

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

May 19, 2026

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

May 19, 2026

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Mar 31, 2026

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Mar 31, 2026

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Mar 30, 2026

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Mar 30, 2026

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Mar 29, 2026