Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:My cat gets more screen time than I do! πΈπ±π΄ Related funny posts π€ When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat. If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.