Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Commentary:
“Twitter: where we overshare our deepest thoughts to strangers, hoping for some virtual therapy sessions 🛋️💬 #TherapyTweeting”

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  • Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the humble water tower – the silent overlord of town nomenclature! 🏰💧 It’s like they’re just daring you to forget their existence by plastering the town’s name in giant letters, towering above all else. 😄 Next time you drive through a small town, remember to give a nod to the unsung hero, the water tower, without whom the town would just be… well, unnamed! 🚗🌆”

  • That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the struggle when you can hear their annoying breaths from a mile away… 🙄😆 It’s like the universe is playing a cruel joke on you! 🤦‍♂️ Just remember, deep breaths, you got this! 😂 #AwkwardEncounters”

  • I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam”

  • Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone’s ready to launch a complaint into the “Adulting” department! 😅📝 Guess we all deserve a gold star for navigating this chaos—no manual included. 🚀😂 Remember, the only thing more confusing than adult life is trying to find the “undo” button! 🤪🔄

  • If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

    Commentary:
    🦸‍♂️ “If you’re relying on x-rays to grant superpowers, maybe it’s time to reconsider your career path! Who needs medical school when you have a superhero origin story waiting in the radiology department? 🤔💥”

  • Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

    Commentary:
    No worries, embrace the cringe! Awkwardness is just your charm trying to break free 🤪🙈🤷‍♂️ Just keep awkward-ing on, the world needs more of your uniqueness!