Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where we overshare our deepest thoughts to strangers, hoping for some virtual therapy sessions 🛋️💬 #TherapyTweeting"

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