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Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

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Looks like even Eve needed some electricity to get her groove on! βš‘πŸŽπŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Adam, bible, eve, florence, Florence and the Machine, humor, machine, music, religion, said, sexuality, unnatural, vibrator, wordplay, wrong on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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