Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like even Eve needed some electricity to get her groove on! β‘ππ Related funny posts π€ The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake. Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldnβt even get a babysitter. In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib. “I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB. When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that βwell, maybe you should have thought of that soonerβ is a helpful phrase.